Friday, August 22, 2014

The Legend Of Legion

But first, a visit from the postman!

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Today's entry is brought to you by the good people at Monoprice, who sent me equipment that actually works! Okay, so I bought it from them, but whatever.

... I use a tablet to draw MSPixel.

No really.

Stop crying.

Anyway, the crack MSPixel IT Team began getting everything set up for me.

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Point being, no more excuses, we should probably do some actual Mass Effect.

Legion has found a server of heretic geth. He's pretty sure that if we fly to Rannoch, we can disconnect the heretics from the server and ... I don't know, kill them or some shit.

We can take any squadmate we want on this mission, and it literally doesn't matter who we take. I mean, I guess we can use Tali, since we're going to Rannoch and all.

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I guess we could take someone who might have interesting dialog?

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Except the third squadmate has no lines. None. So we could take anyone.

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But you'll be hungry later! #campcrono

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Aww, come on, Tali, she's a scifi hero, she'll be okay. Potentially.

Legion uses the enertron to upload Shepard to something that looks strangely like a video game.

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Let's talk about how this level works. As you walk around, Legion will make a path for you.

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As you go around, you'll find giant orange glowing blobbity things.

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Shooting away the orange junk lets you walk forward.

By the way, you do all this with no squadmates, but it doesn't really matter because there's no enemies.

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Sometimes, you'll come across spheres to shoot down.

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Then this'll happen. Legion wants to show you geth history, so we've got to sit through little holograms.

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There's a fun easter egg here if you play as broshep.

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Let's keep going through nodes.

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Really, Legion, if you're trying to gather sympathy, you're showing holograms to the wrong asshole.

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... I do like it when Legion gets salty.

1 comment:

  1. Damn, I think that's a rabbit. Hey guys, I think she has a rabbit.

    Ain't no way of ever seeing a rabbit in the middle of New York, man.