That's actually in the game. I have no idea what it means!
This next bit is an incredibly famous line, I'd be doing a disservice if I left it out:
quality art
I will say, however, that
... you know? I have a question.
As we go through war torn London, we come across a turret.
So we do what I always do with guns.
This part doesn't divide as evenly as I'd like, so I'll throw you more next time.
Speaking of phones,
You can space skype with all the still-living honorable mentions if you want. They all basically say the same thing, so enjoy this montage.
Let's make our way up the shambles of war-torn London and see what we can see.
Wait a minute --
Probably I'll elaborate on this later, but it bothers me how many people watched the credits roll to Mass Effect 3 and instantly thought, "And then they all had a ton of babies!" Like, holy hell, slow down there.
It also bothers me that Garrus just wants to go grab a few baby krogans. Like, ey, maybe the krogans want to raise those kids?
There's a lot of the Garrus conversation that's iconic, and I don't want to mess with it too much.
Except for the fact that I'm an ornery piece of shit and I'm going to mess with it some.
When I was doing Mass Effect 2, any time a story began on the Normandy, I was able to do these little introductory comics of just general quality-of-life stories on the Normandy.
Now Mass Effect 3, that game mostly takes place off the Normandy, so I didn't get to do them as much.
But I miss them! Since we just completed Cronos Station, would you all ... would you all be cool if I just took an entry and played on the Normandy for a bit? It might be my last chance.
Honestly, there's much more Mass Effect after this, muuuuuuuuuuuuch more, but you do understand what's next, right?
Anyway, let's go.
I thought this was where the sex scene was, true story. I still think this would be a better place for some Bioware brand bangin.
"How to draw a scuba mask on a Prothean," and other problems that the Bioware art team doesn't have to solve but I do.
Oh man, remember in Mass Effect 2 when Joker would watch porn in the cock pit? Good times.
Not drawing porn! I mean, I draw Mass Effect all the time and that's basically porn, but still!
Enjoy that censor bar.
oh my god the face on chawkwas
In certain conditions, you can get a scene where the dudes of the Normandy gather to play poker. I didn't get them, but enjoy this anyway.
It's also possible that I don't know anything at all about poker.
... something about Mass Effect universe characters sittin and chillin with a little X Files.
NEXT TIME: it begins
