Cronos Station: Space Instagram

Happy New Year to you and yours! Remember, we get a new Mass Effect game this year, so strap the fuck in!

Anyway, after thoroughly wrecking Kai Leng's shit, Vendetta comes back.

Please, Vendetta, a minor problem such as an entire Goddamn fleet of reapers isn't going to stop Shepard.

Outside Earth, the Citadel closes its arms.

Inside, Shepard space skypes with Anderson.

You know what I love about Mass Effect? "Well sir, after kicking my dramatic foil's ass, the ancient alien VI told me all about how the space robot spiders are planning to take an entire space city and keep it away from our mechanical penis so that we can't shoot at them with a not-Mass Effect," that's just, like, Tuesday for Commander Shepard.

Cronos Station: The Most Sacred Of Tales

Merry 25th of December, MSPals! There is a spoiler at the end of this entry, I didn't take it out.

Remember, of course, how Kai Leng prefers to throw shade.

... you guys, that was the first joke I ever wrote for MSPixel!

And thus, we're launched into our final Kai Leng battle. It's pretty cool, when he novas, he shatters the floor.

Garrus' long range is extra helpful here, he totally got MVP of this fight.

Shepard, she takes care of things in the usual way.

... but let's be real, there's only one thing you showed up for today.

Warm holiday greetings to you and yours.

And not Kai Leng, because he's fucking dead.

Cronos Station: It Means "Doesn't Go"

I forgot how wordy the ending of Cronos Station is. You guys don't need to worry about me running out of material, I think the ending of Mass Effect will take me WELL past Andromeda. D:

Actual file footage of the Citadel right now:

"Bean, you jacked that image from your rendition of Paragon Lost." Yes, yes I did, because the Citadel also orbited Earth in that pile. I swear I remember some nerd getting mad and giving Very Many Science Reasons as to why the Citadel can't orbit Earth, but I kind of tuned out because I tend to do that when nerds get mad.

I mean, there might be a science reason, but it's fucking Mass Effect. Good news! Asari aren't real either! There's no such place as Ilos!

This would have been a hell of a place for a cut scene. The game still does the 'heads talking' thing (that's super easy to draw and basically makes MSPixel possible), but hell, we can pretend, can't we:

... who the fuck?

Give you three guesses, first two don't count.

bwahahaha kai leng winning the smash vote wouldn't the salt be real

still mad that my precious baby captain toad didn't get it

Sadly, this section doesn't divide as evenly as I want it to, so you'll have to catch more next time. You know, on Friday.

I mean, hell, what could you possibly be doing on Friday?