Anyway, today, let us take a brief break and investigate the Mass Effect movie.
What? No, not Paragon Lost. The real actual factual Mass Effect movie.
What? Of course there was a Mass Effect movie! Weren't you paying attention? It came out last year!
Fun story: my totes BFF Tracey and I were born seven days apart. ... seven days and two years, but hush. Anyway, every year come November, we pick out something to do together.
The Mass Effect movie came out on November 2, and my birthday is November 1. How the hell could I say no? It was like Pixar gave me my very own birthday present! I fucking PLEADED to go see the Mass Effect movie!
So of course, since this is a very serious art blog, and since we are lovingly recording Bioware's Magnum Opus with incredible accuracy, let us now visit this Mass Effect movie.
The Mass Effect movie begins, as any good video game movie does, in an arcade. ... I mean, Mass Effect isn't an arcade game, so that's weird, but that's how the movie goes.
Our opening scene starts with a meeting of Bad Anon, a meeting place for video game bad guys.
... yeah, hey, April Fools, I'm doing Wreck it Ralph. Come on, if I had done this on Monday you would have caught on.
more like april fools i think i can mspaint a pixar film why don't i just go home
I'm going to continue, and I pinky swear that I won't spoil any of the major plot twists or surprises. In return, I'll put the rest of the entry under a jump, if you PROMISE you'll remember that MSPixel isn't for kids, and keep them away from the content under the jump.
Wreck it Ralph is, of course, copywright Pixar.
