Friday, January 29, 2016

Hackett, Take Us Away!

HNNNNG photobucket like super broke this morning

Imgur has apparently stopped running weird compression on all my images but it's still a pain in my ass so I'm still mad.

Luckily we're working with the ending to Mass Effect 3, so I'm going to be in a great mood in like ten minutes.

Hackett rolls on board the Normandy and gives a speech. ... weren't these the domain of Shepard back in the day?

Hackett and Shepard make their way down the hall, Adam Sorkin style.

I actually had to google them. They're giant reaper shaped cannons. But the game doesn't say anything about that, it just drops that little nugget in there like, "yep, you read the codex, Hades cannons."

I'm going to yell about mass effects between now and the end of the game and you're going to accept it. These are two states of being.

The fun thing about the ending to Mass Effect 3 is that anything you can imagine is better than what actually happened.

Friday, January 22, 2016

The Sex Boat: Intimate Conversations For A Sensual Evening

Holy fuck I forgot what chatty bitches the Normandy crew was.

Big fuck you this morning goes out to Photobucket for not letting me upload files. I like photobucket because it doesn't compress the images lime imgur does, but holy crapola, get your shit together.

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I remember when I had a much shittier tablet.

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Rumor has it that Chawkwas wants to talk to us. Now, why would that be?

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Why would it ever be.

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"Bean, what the hell are you talking about?" Okay, so I glitched my game during the final conversation with Chawkwas and this happened:

Chawkwas actually got so drunk that she clipped through her own desk.

I think Javik wants us too.

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Jesus Christ, Mass Effect.

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Friday, January 15, 2016

A Favor, MSPals

Follow me on a journey.

When I was doing Mass Effect 2, any time a story began on the Normandy, I was able to do these little introductory comics of just general quality-of-life stories on the Normandy.

Now Mass Effect 3, that game mostly takes place off the Normandy, so I didn't get to do them as much.

But I miss them! Since we just completed Cronos Station, would you all ... would you all be cool if I just took an entry and played on the Normandy for a bit? It might be my last chance.

Honestly, there's much more Mass Effect after this, muuuuuuuuuuuuch more, but you do understand what's next, right?

Anyway, let's go.

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I thought this was where the sex scene was, true story. I still think this would be a better place for some Bioware brand bangin.

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"How to draw a scuba mask on a Prothean," and other problems that the Bioware art team doesn't have to solve but I do.

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Oh man, remember in Mass Effect 2 when Joker would watch porn in the cock pit? Good times.

Not drawing porn! I mean, I draw Mass Effect all the time and that's basically porn, but still!

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Enjoy that censor bar.

oh my god the face on chawkwas

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In certain conditions, you can get a scene where the dudes of the Normandy gather to play poker. I didn't get them, but enjoy this anyway.

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It's also possible that I don't know anything at all about poker.

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... something about Mass Effect universe characters sittin and chillin with a little X Files.

NEXT TIME: it begins