Margo Monday! Vanguards.

"Hey, Bean," you scream at the monitor, to great effect, "When you play Mass Effect Multiplayer, why the hell don't you play God's Class, also known as vanguard?"

I started to! I did. When you first start, you only have human characters unlocked, so I started myself a girl human vanguard.

... in purple. Everything must be purple. Always.

So anyway, there I am charging shit, right?

When the game first shipped, you could charge through walls and shit. Whoops.

Oh and hey, by the way, it would be a matter of time before you'd float up through the geometry (or possibly down through) and get stuck at the top (or bottom) of the map.

Husbando~ saw this picture and asked if this was a picture of the first level of Mario 3. Thank you, Husbando~, because Mario 3 fucking had asari in it.

Anyway, please enjoy this dramatic reenactment of playing vanguard in Mass Effect 3.

... I think they patched it, but I have Margo now.