Wait, Kai Leng is indoctrinated?
... but Shepard doesn't really have any data. Vendetta never told us what the catalyst was.
Either way, we gotta fight about it.
We would take care of this in the usual way --
-- except Kai Leng has this gunship?
And it'll wreck your shit in a hurry. That fucker was shooting me from behind cover, it's nasty.
Either way, Kai Leng will wuss out before the fight stops.
I'm not fucking kidding either, Kai Leng just chucks Liara at Javik.
Shepard takes a billion pot shots and hits nothing, as she is wont to do.
Kai Leng rolls up to the beacon, shooting a column on his way for good measure to make sure the entire temple explodes.
Hard hitting science fiction.
Of course, this very nearly lands on our hero.
Shepard's so fucking fat that she cracks the floor and goes right on through to her untimely demise.
Not that death has ever really stopped her, but you know.
I think someone's still bitter over Brother Tim judging our ability to broke shadows!
Shepard runs after Kai Leng, taking pot shots at the gunship, but I think we all know how well pot shots work out for her.
Those are reapers moving in on the horizon, there, children. Thessia's fallen.
"Okay, Bean, but what if we took the renegade path?" There's no renegade path.
"But what if you complete the level under a certain time?" That doesn't do it either.
"What if we didn't have Jav -- " Yo, I'm not kidding, we just lost a whole planet. This is an inescapable plot point, Kai Leng rolls in, steals our Lucky Charms important catalyst data, and rolls out while Shepard is powerless.
... sorry.
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