Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Sanctuary: Brother TIM's Master Plan

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Last time we discovered that Sanctuary is crawling with the reaperized husks of the refugees that Cerberus lured there.

Garrus has a good point:

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Speaking of, guess what we have to fight through waves of.

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As we continue through Sanctuary, we find another terminal.

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... did somebody fucking tape over the transmission or what's going on here?

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There you go. If you can't figure out TIM's master plan at this point, let me spell it out for you: he thinks he can control the reapers. I'm not sure they ever elaborate on what. Knowing TIM, it's likely to destroy all the aliens, but I guess we could maybe hope for TIM teaching the reapers to tap dance.

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The fuck, does no one keep video in Sanctuary for longer than thirty minutes?

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Kai Leng! Kai Leng, you well-groomed bastard, don't do it!

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We'll leave that line of thought alone until next time. For right now, we've got to ride a train to the tower. Please assume that it looks and sounds like this:

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(Good Lord, I've never seen the music video for this. That's so delightfully appropriate.)

1 comment:

  1. Your picture of Shepard, Liara, and Garrus on the train is amazing and terrible.