Wednesday, April 1, 2015

The Kocari Wilds: Master The Taint

So last time, we met Alistair, and then began tromping around the Kocari wilds, because Duncan said so.

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What? Why are you looking at me like that? That's what happened last time, on March 27th, and this is what we're doing on today, this glorious April 1st.

AFter some dark spawn stabbin', we come across what we were looking for.

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So all we have to do is grab it, and -- the hell?

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Morrigan leads us to Mama Morrigan, but it's pretty uneventful.

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Morrigan leads us out of the wilds, so we can go take the dark spawn blood to Duncan.

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ha ha what

Naw, surely homeboy wouldn't purposely kill off his own recruits. Let's go to the joining ceremony.

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What. You seriously didn't think that at all?

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I mean, the guy has a name, but it may as well be Lieutenant Bioware Ser Bioware, because you'll never guess what happens to the fucker.

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Duncan would a little bit remind me of Anderson if he weren't SUCH A COLOSSAL DICKWAD.

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So anyway, down the hatch, or else we get knifed in the worst way I guess.

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It goes as well as you think it does.

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Once the warden passes out, she sees a vision of something awful, scaly, with big nasty horns on its head and inhuman eyes.

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But, all good things have to come to an end.

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(Happy April Fools day. If you need more MSPixel/Dragon Age in your life, check here and here.)

1 comment:

  1. Oooohh. I almost never get April Fools pranks, so I totally missed it. See whacha did there.