Margo Monday!

Get it? See, because the TV is out of panel, and I'm on XBox Live. I've got the headset on, that's how you know. ART.

People who hate on Margo are pisses. I play Margo and only Margo, haters need to step back. I mean, in return, I don't go into gold matches or anything where my class would matter, so don't be a shit to my main lady.

For fun, let's look at the main game lobby.

And fuck me, I want you to look at it for a very long time, because that drawing took me FOREVER. Fuckin'a that was obnoxious. I'd sell that as a print if Bioware wouldn't sue the teeth out of me any of you all would buy shit art.

But see over on the right where you can see everyone's class? That's a special feature Bioware put in so that shitty people can yell at you for playing something awesome.

There's really only one class that I've noticed spells trouble.

Holy GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD anyone who plays human male soldier can fuck right off. You see a Level 1 Human Male Soldier, you take my advice and you back right out. They're always useless bros who want to take all the kills and not help out the team in any way. Hey! Turd! It used to be called Mass Effect TEAM ASSAULT, no one cares if you get the most kills!

Besides, you can be literally anything in the Mass Effect universe. Even if you don't have any of the rad aliens unlocked, you can still be an engineer or some shit. Still, if you've got it, why the hell wouldn't you be a quarian? Now's your chance!

What the hell is the logic train here?!