Oh, and if you were concerned, don't worry, we'll see Shepard's bare ass in due time, thank you Bioware. (Horniest fucking game. Horniest. Fucking.)
As you go about the party, Shepard can overhear various hilarious conversations.
Just be glad Shepard doesn't join in. I feel like she wouldn't be the high society type.
So, let's go meet Kasumi and ask what we've got to do to get her gray box.
God, okay, I love this part:
SHEPARD GETS ALL PISSED OFF AT THE SAREN STATUE. Saren's dead! He's like super dead! Shepard killed him twice and SHE STILL GETS ALL PISSY. I've played this a zillion times, it still cracks me up every time.
Okay, step one, let's cut that power. Kasumi sets up the power line so that it glows when Shepard's omnitool comes close. Hopefully no one else at the party notices the glowing lines in the floor!
Eventually, we all come to the cut off switch in a book case.
Haters to the left, do you know how long that book case took?
Next, let's get a voice sample from Hock so we can bust through the voice protected password.
Which is great, but we also need the password to bust into the vault. Luckily, Shepard and Kasumi find it off in another room.
do you not love my anime krogan
hush you are nuts for my anime krogan
Not kidding either, Hock apparently is a fan of Paragon Lost. Freals. Here, I'm feeling nice, let's fire up the screen shot thingie again:
I love how some turbo nerd out there is squealing because those don't look like the krogans in Paragon Lost. Yes, please, your nerd tears sustain me.
We got one more thing to grab, the DNA sample. You can do this one of two ways, you can either bust through a window and shoot your way in, or you can trick a guard. I've done both, I usually just do whatever one I stumble on first. This time, I did the guard, so we're going that way. It's better to draw anyway.
In Hock's quarters:
To Bioware's credit, this scene did not go where I thought it would go. Where did I think it would go?
Here.
Nah, Bioware actually had more class than, you know, me.
Now that we have all the parts, Kasumi can bust into the vault!
Hooray! Let's barge into the vault!
But not before Shepard glares at Saren again. Holy shit, cracks me up every time.
NEXT TIME: ART
This made me laugh! I also love Shepard's little glare at Saren.
ReplyDeleteThe cartoon krogan seen in this scene is actually Nax from Mass Effect: Galaxy
ReplyDeleteSee here: http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Nax
The dress looks alright in ME2, not that I don't think running around in it on the sex boat is ridiculous, but it undergoes some weird transition in between games and looks very odd in ME3, imho.
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