When last we left our heroes, Grunt was staring in a Judy Blume novel while I wondered why in the hell I didn't just give up and paint Final Fantasy XIII. Or a Japanese hentai game. I could be drawing that pigeon game right now, you guys, it would be rad.
Different squad mates will react differently. None of them will react correctly, ie: setting themselves on fire in a desperate attempt to leave a world in which this horse shit actually comes up in video games, but they'll all have a little line.
I don't know why I remember Jack's so well, it may be because it's so out of place for her. Garrus, however, wins the Best Line in Mass Effect 2 Award with his offering:
Okay. Rite of passage. Got it. There shouldn't be any --
Oh GDI Uvnek, we need Grunt to quit harrasing the urinals in the men's room! Just let us do this!
Wrex of course handles this with all the kindness, compassion and wisdom that got him to the respectable place of leader of Clan Urdnot.
See, because krogans have four balls.
Wrex says to go see the shaman. Sure, let's ride. Hopefully no one will interject anything horny between here and there.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE EDI, what!?
This is the horniest fucking game.
When we roll up to the shaman, Uvnek and buddies are already there shitting everything up for us already.
okay sure that's not creepy
Ah, Jessican Chobot, who hopefully will never come up again!
The next entry is long as hell, so we have to cut short.
NEXT TIME: We fight something that totally isn't phallic at all.
That Garrus line is one of my favorite.
ReplyDeleteAnd, just so you know, the "four balls" thing has now become a running joke in my household.
That rules.
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ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL. Laughing fit of highest degree.
*bows* Thank you.
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