Friday, January 1, 2016

Cronos Station: Space Instagram

Happy New Year to you and yours! Remember, we get a new Mass Effect game this year, so strap the fuck in!

Anyway, after thoroughly wrecking Kai Leng's shit, Vendetta comes back.

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Please, Vendetta, a minor problem such as an entire Goddamn fleet of reapers isn't going to stop Shepard.

Outside Earth, the Citadel closes its arms.

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Inside, Shepard space skypes with Anderson.

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You know what I love about Mass Effect? "Well sir, after kicking my dramatic foil's ass, the ancient alien VI told me all about how the space robot spiders are planning to take an entire space city and keep it away from our mechanical penis so that we can't shoot at them with a not-Mass Effect," that's just, like, Tuesday for Commander Shepard.

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1 comment:

  1. No way is Andromeda going to come out in 2016, I bet it'll get delayed.
    And yeah, it's now 4 years after ME3 came out and I still have 0 understanding of the Reapers' actual plan.

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