Citadel: I Drew A Shirtless Turian

There's a headline for you.

That's the best shirtless turian I got. No one promised you good art.

True story, when I first got Tumblr, literally the only thing I could get to come up was Garrus Vakarian's dick. My friends would sit on their piles of food pictures and cat videos and look upon my piles of alien porn in astonishment. I used a stopwatch to time how long it took me to get to turian dicks when I started tumblr up. I was averaging around 90 seconds.

... did ANYONE else notice Javik just chilling in Shepard's bedroom the day after the party?

Depending on stuff, you can get various messages from other squadmates who couldn't make it into the party. (Their flight got delayed, see.) I got some stuff from Mordin, let's check it out!

... in the game this is an audio file, but see, we here at the MSPixel offices remain unencumbered by such things as "the ESRB," so enjoy this one fully rendered.

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Hi, everyone, Mordin shows porn to children, of course he does, because this is Mass Effect.

Other than that, it's a fairly normal morning here at Casa de Anderson.

But sadly, all things must come to an end, and we find ourselves at the Citadel docks.

Isn't that a lovely ending? I sure could say something about the real ending, but maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut and instead invite us all back on the Sex Boat Normandy.

... wait, wasn't someone very conspicuously missing from the party?

Chawkwas! I'm shocked we didn't have to mop her ass up during the whole ordeal.

Was there anyone else?

... yeah, so, no one else. We good.