Aria keeps finding these force fields up around Omega. They're blocking off our progress! But, I do have to wonder what advantage they're giving Petrovsky. What good is it if his guys can't go where they need to in Omega?
I guess I'm not supposed to worry about that? Either way, Aria's got our back:
Hooray, and off to Aria's secret den.
Ohmygod now I have to remember how to draw Kasumi
Naw, but freals, wave to Nyreen! By the time Mass Effect 3 came out, one of the big fan complaints was, "Wow, that ending sure did eat ass" "Why the hell are there exactly zero lady turians in the galaxy?"
And Bioware was like, "Fuck, we don't know," and gave us a lady turian.
... to be dicks, they put that cloak on her. It's okay, she'll take it off soon.
... okay, so the game flat tells you later, but you probably figured it out by now, especially since this is Mass Effect.
Them's did the do. The remainder of our time on this DLC shall be sex jokes.
Every Mass Effect nerd was like, "Wow, space lesbians!" Do they count as space lesbians? Aria's not technically a girl? ... fuck it, she calls herself the Queen of Omega, so I guess it's close enough.
Wow, Shepard. Wow.
We need to get out of here.
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Once out of the tunnels, we then run face first into a combat area. Nyreen's a sentinel, but her most useful power is overload. Ta da, she's chick Garrus. That's delightful.
Eventually, Shepard, Nyreen and Aria make it into Aria's bunker.
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