Saving the Monastery

EY YO: The ending to this entry gets a little scary. If you've got issues with PTSD, especially surrounding the issue of suicide, (highlight that to read it), then feel free to bow out and I'll see you on Friday.

"Bean, you are absolutely bullshitting me." I absolutely am not. I'm having trouble googling it, because porn, but trust me, it's there. This is the best image I can get: THIS IS IN NO WAY WORK SAFE AND YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T CLICK ON IT.

The game shipped without a fucking ending, but naw, naw, it's got alien vagina, so we good.

Anyway, we go through the monastery, and discover an old friend of Samara's.

Oh hush, you'd rather look at that than alien cooter any day.

Naw, but freals, meet Falere, one of Samara's daughters.

(Rila, of course, being Samara's third daughter.)

If you haven't pieced it together yet, the reapers figured out they could reaperize the Ardat-Yakshi to get a bunch of reaper sex vampire soldiers. Reaper sex vampire soldiers is not a phrase I had ever hoped to type.

The game's not too clear on this, so let me help: the asari government sent in commandos to blow the monastery up so that the reapers couldn't get it, but they done fucked up somehow. (They may have gotten sex vampired by the Ardat-Yakshi.) They did, however, kindly leave Shepard and crew a big old bomb to play with.

Anyway, we need to get through the dark hallways of the monastery:

welp okay so rila got turnt

There's another banshee fight here, I'll spare you and not draw it again. When it's over:

Rila's been turned, remember? So she's kind of cool with this.

In the elevator:

So, let's now go outside the monastery.

(Be careful here, that's actually an interrupt that you can screw up!)