Let's celebrate with a hot cup of coffee! The normal kind, not the GTA kind.
You ever notice that no one uses the little coffee maker on the Normandy? Thankfully I can fix that through the magic of MSPaint.
... someone must be using it, you always see coffee next to Shepard's terminal in the loading screens, but you never see it used.
Real quick, for anyone out there who forgot, quarians made geth, geth uprised (uprose?), threw the quarians clean off Rannoch. The fact that Legion exists, much less inhabits the Normandy, pisses Tali right the fuck off.
Husbando and I sing, "Tali and Legion are BEST FRIENDS! Doin' all the shit that BEST FRIENDS DO!" like an 80s theme song, it's great.
You probably figured out that we've got one last loyalty left to do. EDI needs time to install the IFF, so let's see what Legion has to say.
True fact, Legion describes the virus as a floating point error in the game.
Anyway, can't have the reapers joining forces with any more geth. Let us get a team together.
AI hacking is nice, and her drone is useful, but I mostly bring Tali along to be a dick.
Joker, get us close to the Heretic Station!
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You know? This always made me wonder:
I mean, if they're just computer programs, do they really need a physical ship? It's not like SimAnt, SimLife and SimTower are all cruising around the galaxy on a frigate.
Meanwhile, if I could ever get SimLife working on a modern PC? Holy shit. Holy shit, I'd do nothing else.
Let's get inside that station!
NEXT TIME: we'll actually get something done plotwise
Wow, congrats on 100 posts! It's been a pleasure reading through them all.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I play hardcore paragon, but I, like you, ALWAYS bring Tali along on Legion's loyalty quest. It makes me giggle at how defensive each of them get.
I also love forcing Tali and Legion to work together. It amuses me greatly.
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