Tali: The Migrant Fleet

I like Miranda's little work station. She looks like she's working so hard. You know that she sits there and watches extranet vids though.

Sorry. Space YouTube.

Tali's been served papers -- the Migrant Fleet has accused her of sending active geth when she was just sending geth parts. She was actually under orders to send geth parts too, it's a really odd scenario. Still, when you're called to court, you show up.

Or steal the Normandy and take off Thelma and Louise style, I guess that would be an option.

Aside from the septic system of the Normandy itself, the ship is carrying around a lot of germs that would make a quarian roll over and die, so Tali requests a scrub team for us. Also, any non-quarian crew members (ie: everyone) are required to wear a full helmet so that they don't sneeze and take out an entire ship. I like bringing Garrus because he actually wears a full helmet, as opposed to some other crew members (Jack, Miranda) who just wear facial breathing units. It seems polite, you know?

... Also, it never dawned on me until this playthrough where quarian came from until I heard Tali say quarantine. I always figured quarian had to do with rocks, shows how smart I am.

Either way, it means I don't have to draw hair for weeks! YEAH!

Moving on, let's go check in with one of the quarian admirals before the trial.

Yeah, so calling her vas Normandy? Giant dick ass move. Her former ship, the Neema, is saying that she's kicked off. To add insult to injury, the Normandy isn't a quarian ship. It's pretty much the equivalent of one of those skeevy guys on okcupid bitching about "race traitors." (Don't look that one up if you don't know what it is, I don't want y'all getting blood pressure spikes on my account.)

Anyway, so I'm sure the quarian court system will provide Tali a lawyer --

... how do ship captains get anything done if they're responsible for lawyering for all their crew? Can you imagine how much time that must take up? However do they clear their schedule to have sex with other space aliens?

Wait, is that only humans that do that? Science fiction is hard.

NEXT TIME: maybe I actually move the plot along what would you think about that