Look, I know Samara said she'd have Shep's back. You're still going to sit there and tell me there's a human being alive or dead or possibly alive again that wouldn't be shaking in their space boots?
You can look at everything in the apartment. It causes this conversation every time, no matter the artifact:
My favorite is the krogan statue.
Also, apartments in the future are huge. I guess land is cheap when you've got literally the entire galaxy to build on.
The bed always freaks my ass out when I see it.
(Writing this panel made me realize: Morinth takes Shepard home and yet she never asks Shepard's name. I know she's a sex addict and all, but DAMN.)
Y'all come to MSPixel for the action scenes, quit lying.
Samara thrusts Morinth against a window, breaking it.
Samara and Morinth get locked in a deadly biotic tangle, leaving Shepard to decide who lives and who dies. You can actually kill Samara here! Morinth will take her place and pretend to be Samara, trufax.
But you can bet what my paragon ass does.
The cut scene always seems to forget that Shepard is a biotic. Luckily I don't!
Come on, that detonation would be easy as hell.
And so ends another tale of getting alien tail!
... I always wondered why your love interest had nothing to say about this mission. You're seriously telling me that Garrus/Thane/Jacob/Miranda/Jack/SpoilerCharacter That We Haven't Discussed Yet wouldn't have any opinion on Shepard seducing sex vampires?
NEXT TIME: Fuck it, let's talk about SpoilerCharacter.
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