Chitikka and Garrick

The cake is a lie, so on.

"Someday I'll learn to draw sandwiches that have more than lettuce on them," and other lies Bean has told.

This is actually a throw away gag with Mordin, but let's expand.

Good thing the game doesn't make any sort of assertion as to who this mysterious varren fucker could be!

So anyway, we've only got one guy left to grab before, welp, ME3, so let's go after Thane Krios. Hey, random detective on Ilos, hook us up!

Nasana Dantius does Buisness with Buisness People on Illium. Maybe the game explains it more, but I seriously didn't pay attention. Anyway, our Bro Thane was hired to off her. The task now becomes making sure Thane survives. Nasana surviving? Enh, Shepard's kind of either-way on that one.

Actually, engineers can summon their own combat drones. I have a friend who named hers Combie. Combie is kind of a big deal. Hey, yo, Tali, what'd you name yours?

The combat drone -- sorry, Chitikka is pretty handy, because she can float around the battle field and shoot shit for you.

God, I know you all just can't wait for my art week after week. Look at that drone. Look at him. DaVinci don't got shit on me.

And also explode and kill folk.

Tali's actually a good one to have around on this mission, because she can also cast AI Hacking and take control of the robots.

Hopefully this doesn't cause dissension in the ranks.

Fun rainy activity: start up a game of multiplayer with your friend who likes to use sniper rifles, play vanguard, charge everything, listen to your friend bitch.

As we go through the tower, we come to a famous Mass Effect NPC, the random Elcipse dude.

... bahahaha, I just pissed some of you way the hell off. I'm the only person on the damn planet who takes the paragon path. What could the renegade path possibly be?

No one fucks with Chitikka. No one.

There's too many images for one week, we'll have to divide this entry in two.

Next time: actually Thane!