Tuesday, June 14, 2016

E3: Naked Men

Yo, so probably you figured this out from the title, but today's E3 round up is about as NSFW as MSPaint can get.

I could talk about the pirate game that Rare showed off, and my new best friend who apparently has to repeat everything he says ten times.

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Or I could talk about the fact that Ubisoft is a bunch of gloriously crazy French bastards.

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But there's another trailer that I think is more important to discuss.

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goin there

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The following is a true story about my E3 experience.

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"HO HUM MPREG FANFIC AT E3 WHATEVER" -- Every Man Ever

Like, what did that concept meeting for that trailer even sound like?

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Thankfully, we got to see the Legend of Zelda today! What a great day! Let's see how the game starts.

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is this life even real

Like, where's the lie, Link woke up naked. He probably gave birth to his hat and we missed it.

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And then a bunch of my asshole friends sent me messages about Overwatch, because again, nude men, nbd.

2 comments:

  1. That Death Standing trailer is a lie. I didn't see one bit of wang.

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  2. I have only 1 thing to say about E3: HOLY FUCK CRASH BANDICOOT

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