I just gave EDI more character in that one line than Bioware did in the entire trilogy. Bam, come at me.
Star Wars is not my thing. I particularly can't deal with Star Wars nerds. Have you ever met one that likes Star Wars? They all hate the Star Wars movies. Husbando~, a Star Wars nerd, wants to go to the premier. I will be wearing my best Star Trek uniform.
"Oh no, Bean, does that mean that KOTOR is off the table?" KOTOR is so off the table.
"BEAN HOLY FUCK YOU CAN'T DRAW" Holy fuck, I know, but that's supposed to be the room that Brother TIM has been sitting in the entire trilogy. You just, like, roll the fuck in, it's badass.
Everybody welcome, live from a hologram, Brother TIM!
... okay, so. I thought at Sanctuary they were just trying to make reaper troops. Cerberus was trying to control humans, I guess? That makes no sense. They want to save humanity, I thought, not control them.
Actually, it makes perfect sense when you consider that (spoiler, highlight to read): Brother TIM is indoctrinated. The reapers can just use him to reap as many humans as they want. He's a great pawn with all of his resources and fat stacks of cash. Makes you wonder why they bothered with Saren!
... that's not helpful, TIM!
We have a long conversation with the holographic bastard that we'll have to let play out next time.
Wearing your Trek top to a Wars premier makes you a good and decent person. I sincerely hope you survive.
ReplyDeleteI have checked the original VHS, the digitally remastered edition, and any number of DVDs. Han shot second in all of them.
And no matter your stupid double-speak, (and never minding MY stupid double-speak!) everyone in the movies says "laser" so your worthless star destroyer could fire at the Enterprise all night long and they wouldn't even know they were under attack til dawn!