Toby Fox stole my joke, film at 11.
Diaba is right, though, when last we left off, we found out that EDI had thwarted a Cerberus attempt to retake the Normandy by uploading porn to their servers. Really.
I've been foreshadowing this, but I'm putting a pin right here. This is the horniest moment in the trilogy.
"But Bean, this game has multiple sex scenes. Wouldn't a portion where they actually fuck be in the running?" I'm arguing that this is the horniest moment because it has the least reason to be horny. It's gratuitous. I mean, let's go through some shit:
Or!
Or!
wait that's still porn okay hold on OR EVEN WHAT IF
HA HA NO OF COURSE WE WOULDN'T USE A MASS EFFECT WOULD WE?!
"Bean, you can't upload a mass effect." What can you do with it?! Evidently not much!
Strap in.
oh yes i did.
Aaaaaaaand now I'm going to be singing that song all day. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, and meaningful and deep (that's what Shepard said!) :D
ReplyDelete"I'm sorry Shepard. I checked the space 'net for files large enough to upload that would cause a giant DDOS on Cerby, and most of them involved someone or another's reproductive shit."
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