I have bitched about this since ME1 and I don't even care:
Anyway, this damn thing has a plot and probably we should get to it.
A thousand years ago Miranda tracked Kai Leng to Cerberus' own Cronos Station for us, so let's go fuck that up.
That thing still looks just so much like a penis.
I totally 100% forgot that the sex scene happens here! I thought that it happened right before the last assault on Spoiler Planet! Stick Figure Me isn't lying, I literally just started the damn XBox up and bam, fucking. Mass Effect.
I feel like a bad story teller, because we totally just had two sex scenes in a row. Poor Shepard's going to be sore when she rolls up to Cronos Station.
... you know what, though? Let's do something else. Indulge me just a little bit. We'll get to the sex scene, I promise.
As much as I hate it, this happened. BioWare actually spared us from it, I was surprised.
They should have just called it Mass Erection.
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