You've probably noticed that, when applicable and interesting, I've been adding in the YouTube videos of the romantic scenes in this section. I went and looked up Cortez's and choked.
Like, it starts the same way.
And I assume that Dudeshep also pukes when Cortez turns off the inertia dampeners, so let's go ahead and conjure that image.
What follows is the actual dialog from the game.
YOU FELL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TOO, RIGHT?
Like, that's what we're all supposed to believe now, that going into trivial shit about the do that you do so well is somehow sexy.
No, no, and here, let me make it better, instead of being like, "So hey, scoot on over here and let me play some pocket pool," Steve just keeps fucking going.
Apparently Husbando~ doesn't know anything, because Shepard and Cortez go back in the back and fuck. I guess they fuck in all the puke. Holy hell this is a weird scene.
I understand that it's just a very unfortunate way that the flag triggers, but ... damnit, do you need to watch it? Here, watch it:
Jeez, that was hard to watch. Thankfully, Ashley has invited us out drinking.
I tell Husbando~ all the time, that's how you can tell who the sexy people are, they actually give a shit about who shot first.
No, actually, I don't intend to stop making Nintendo jokes, thanks for asking!
Look, Kasumi does one thing and she does it well.
Never got Kasumi. Been thinking of changing that.
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