Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Citadel: I Did Not Just

Hi! This entry is probably as not-work-safe as an MSPainted blog can manage. I'm not even kidding, this is the nastiest thing I've ever drawn. This is your warning.

But first, Shepard's mom is calling.

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I wonder if talking to Shepard's mother is like talking to my mother on the telephone?

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My mother teaches Kindergarten, I promise she's not in some sort of kiddie water sports porno ring.

Samara also wants to visit us.

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Samara's kind of a drag when she isn't trying to get her kid laid.

Traynor also wants to visit.

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Oh we're fucking doing this.

The 'romance' version of this scene features Shepard in her underwear attempting to kill Traynor in the tub and it is still more G rated than what we're about to experience.

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Shepard sort of stands out in the hall with her back to Traynor. Does Traynor need a body guard? If someone was showering in my house I'd probably go downstairs and dick around on the computer or something.

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"Bean, is that the nasty image?" Oh you wait.

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look i just draw this shit bioware made it

1 comment:

  1. I'd thought the adjustable massage wand was a vibe, not a dildo.