You know, there's something I've always wondered about Mass Effect 3:
Shepard's asked to overstep her paygrade frequently. Does that not bother anyone else?
Anyway, the summit. If you'll remember, if the turians get what they want, they'll give Earth resources so that we can quit gettin' our shit eaten by reapers, thus saving Canada. If we save Canada, we get Mass Effect 4. This is important shit, people!
The Normandy has a conference room now! The Normandy had to leave earth before it was completed, though, so it's all jakey looking and it has wires all over, but we're still going to hold the summit in it.
... where the hell were they going to hold it before Shepard got involved?
WREX IS BACK! You guys! Wrex! Really for true!
IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN: a long ass time ago, the galaxy was overrun with rachni, big ass psycho ant aliens. The salarians uplifted (this game's word for civilized, it implies that the salarians gave both culture and intelligence) the krogans, so that the krogans could battle the rachni. The krogans got rid of the rachni, and in return, the salarians gave the krogans some planets to populate. The krogans fucked like rabbits, so the salarians made the genophage, a genetic modification where only 1 in 1000 krogan births are viable. The turians deployed the genophage, because they literally do anything they're told.
Anyway, Wrex's demands go over as well as expected.
(Ahem.)
Sur'kesh is the salarian homeworld.
Mass Effect is literally the only science fiction property where I know planet names, by the way. Fun fact for you.
NEXT TIME: Sur'Kesh!
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