... Nintendo, honey, stop hotboxing. It's doing something to you.
okay everyone shut up it's mass effect now
Before we go cure the genophage, we're going to take care of another sidequest. Primearch Victus asked us to go check on a team of turians on Tuchanka who were on a mission that went south. Also, Victus' kid (Lt. Victus) is the one in charge of the mission.
THANK YOU GABRIS. Who, by the way, serves as out Guide to Turian Culture And Politics if we bring him around.
Planetside:
... does Dragon Age actually have dragons in it?
... LAWD, if Mass Effect has no mass effects and Dragon Age has no dragons in it, someone needs to go check on Bioware.
... holy shit, Jade Empire has no jade in it. YOU GUYS, BIOWARE HAS BEEN HOTBOXING WITH NINTENDO.
Okay, anyway, the harvester. It's a big ass dragon thing. I'm damn serious, it's straight out of Dragon Age, if Dragon Age had dragons. Wait, hang on, if Mass Effect has dragons, does Dragon Age have mass effects?
YOU GUYS I FIGURED OUT THE PLOT OF DRAGON AGE INQUISITION EVERYONE GO HOME
Fun fact: if you're quick, when you hit the second harvester, you know what you can do?
Anyway, blast them to get to Lt. Victus.
NEXT WEEK: mages and templars
I just spat coffee all over my keyboard. It's my own fault though because I know better than to drink/eat while reading your blog since it's always damn funny. Also mass effects in DA:I is now my head cannon. Hell it makes more sense then the actual game.
ReplyDeleteThere are, in fact, dragons in Dragon Age: big ones, little ones that squeek, middle sized ones that will make you rage and several really big, kind-of-like-a-WoW-raid-boss dragons to give you a bit of a challenge.
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