Nothing can go wrong, kids! Nothing at all!
Oh God.
Am I the only one that understands that this shit is NASTY? EDI is a ROBOT. I don't care that she got tig ol bitties, I don't care what Spike Jonze say, you do NOT. FUCK. A ROBOT.
Like, which of you is all like, "ooo, damn, my dish waasher looking GOOD tonight?" Or, "aww yeah, gonna go lay on my HONDA CIVIC and see what happens~?" NO. You don't do that shit, because you're a MENTALLY HEALTHY HUMAN BEING, who knows that YOU. DON'T. FUCK. MACHINES.
If this made any sort of thematic sense, I'd grudgingly allow it, but spoiler alert: it doesn't. It's in the game to support my thesis that this is the horniest game ever pressed to disc.
You know what's awesome? Bioware's gonna make this worse, hang on:
Actual argument Husbando~ and I had, I'll let you decide if I was naked and wet in the shower while we fought.
... I understand that you can tell EDI to chop off Joker's dick knock it off, but y'all like it when I'm mad, and y'all like the horny entries, so I'll trudge on. For you.
By the way, this happens at the end of the conversation, really truly for sure:
NEXT TIME: More fucking, can you believe?
There are actually birds on the Presidium. Yeah. Really.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty meh on screwing machines 'cause hey, we're already screwing lizard bird space Batman, why not let old brittle bones get it on with a vacuum cleaner?
ah i just found this beautiful blog.
ReplyDeletei remember playing these games for the first time ever (okay that was six months ago) and knowing nothing whatsoever about them, outside of that i had played dragon age and assumed it would be somewhat like that and that i could romance aliens which sounded pretty squick at the time. (keywords 'at the time' oh god)
then i by the time i was into 3 i was like yah, horniest and drunkest game ever.
love this blog, i spit up my wild turkey three times on this strip alone.