Step one: watch the latest Regular Show episode, Steak me Amadeus. Here it is streaming on Cartoon Network's site. If you need a youtube link, I've totally got you. No idea how long that last one will last, so click hard!
Step two: when the two cameo characters come up, flip. You'll know them when you see them.
Step three: Tell me who it is playing the red headed girl. Listen close. You know her.
Step four: flip again.
Y'all probably came here looking for that book, but I need time to read it, so instead, let's do the Inquisition, which none of you were expecting. RIMSHOT. You know Inquisition was first made available on the USA Today Website? A fact, use it as you wish.
Anyway. This story seems inconsequential at first, but it explains some background stuff in Mass Effect 3, so let's go.
Udina calls Captain Bailey (of C-SEC, remember him?) to his quarters.
(I think you could talk to him in Mass Effect 1. I'm not sure he was in 2?)
Anyway, Udina sends Bailey to check out the corruption.
Bailey arrives at, uh, _____. That place. The one with all the corruption I guess? But he finds some stuff that's not pretty, children:
One of the dead bodies is holding a space kindle with a picture of Pallin on it, which is supposed to indicate, uh, ____. Look, just get real suspicious. Were these guys investigating something?
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Uh, well, fuck. Pallin's dead now. We'd better go tell Udina.
Wow! Fuck! Udina, what a weird move! I mean, I don't know the name of the turian who serves under Pallin, but he was probably kind of expecting that job, you know? It's almost like Udina sees something essential in Bailey that he feels like Bailey requires to be head of C-SEC --
OH.
Why sir, how space racist of you.
Yeah, this comic makes all kinds of not sense..... Among that Pallin's status of The Turian That Cannot Die, no matter how many times the game kills him.
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