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Sunday, September 13, 2015

SATURDAY POST: Mario Maker!

So it's on Sunday, let's fight.

Anyone else in to Mario Maker? I had to ground myself from it because I gave myself eye strain.

Still, want to play my levels?

Double Path Pass – 4171-0000-0026-9A43

The upper path is jumping, the lower path is enemies. You can choose which you like better, and there’s a few areas where you can switch, too. (Also a good level if you like playing as princesses, I used a lot of princesses.)

DIY Ditch Dig – 8B75-0000-002E-0A26

I’m really unfamiliar with NSMB, so after some fooling around, I made a level around the two things that I figured were special about that particular set.

Block Bust Burrough – B249-0000-002E-1BC5

Mostly I made this one to fuck with young kids who weren’t born in the 80s and never played 1-2. It should be cake if you know the trick. There’s a hidden 1 UP for old farts who need a challenge.

If you’ve made a Mario Maker level, send it to me! I want to play it. If I get enough, I really want to compile them into a blog post.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Citadel: I Drew A Shirtless Turian

There's a headline for you.

That's the best shirtless turian I got. No one promised you good art.

True story, when I first got Tumblr, literally the only thing I could get to come up was Garrus Vakarian's dick. My friends would sit on their piles of food pictures and cat videos and look upon my piles of alien porn in astonishment. I used a stopwatch to time how long it took me to get to turian dicks when I started tumblr up. I was averaging around 90 seconds.

... did ANYONE else notice Javik just chilling in Shepard's bedroom the day after the party?

Depending on stuff, you can get various messages from other squadmates who couldn't make it into the party. (Their flight got delayed, see.) I got some stuff from Mordin, let's check it out!

... in the game this is an audio file, but see, we here at the MSPixel offices remain unencumbered by such things as "the ESRB," so enjoy this one fully rendered.

Hi, everyone, Mordin shows porn to children, of course he does, because this is Mass Effect.

Other than that, it's a fairly normal morning here at Casa de Anderson.

But sadly, all things must come to an end, and we find ourselves at the Citadel docks.

Isn't that a lovely ending? I sure could say something about the real ending, but maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut and instead invite us all back on the ~~Sex Boat~~ Normandy.