I think I remember this being the first line in one of the first trailers ever shown for Mass Effect 3.
Point being, we're looking at the shroud, we're about to cure the genophage, but first? We've got to catch a reaper. How do you do that, anyway?
Hahahahahaha shit.
Okay, fine, let's --
What follows is probably one of the most insane portion of video gaming you'll ever care to play. The only thing I can think of that's more nuts comes later in Mass Effect 3.
See, the reaper? He's totally not going to make this easy.
And how do we take care of reapers?
... nah, not this time. This time, your best bet is to run like hell.
See, because the reaper's going to try to step on you.
And also it shoots lazers.
And also it spits sharks.
Not really, but it might as well.
Please imagine this playing while we go after the hammers.
Finally, once both hammers are down:
NEXT TIME: Kalross!
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