So there's this reaper, and he's just chillaxin' --
Wait, we got all the hammers dropped, right? What's that do for us?
Oh, right! Sup, Kalross!
Reaper taken care of. Let's move on.
... so ...
I'll tell you a story. I was spoiled for this scene before the game came out. I usually don't mind spoilers ~that~ much? But what comes next is a massive spoiler that legit ruins the moment. Hi, I'm the only person on the Internet that didn't bawl their eyes out when they saw this cutscene.
I can't. I just can't. Besides, I promised when I started this, I'd avoid big spoilers, right? So what do we do?
We write the fuck around it, like so:
And so?
The genophage is cured, and everyone goes home safe and sound. As far as you know.
Hi, everyone! This happens in the game. This is the end of the scenario.
Aren't you all glad I didn't draw that.
Diana Allers is the hero of Tuchanka, a noble end to this storyline.
ReplyDelete(Also, I dunno if you have the Goggles java script thing, but you might wanna turn that on and check out the stuff fans have been drawing on your blog.)