Friday, December 13, 2013

Butthole Smoke

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So anyway, guess what's the talk of the Normandy now?

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Javik's busy living down where Grunt used to live. Let's go down to see him!

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... this might be the first and only time a science fiction story has given even three fucks about violating the prime directive.

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She would, too.

I can't remember what makes the guard shut up in the game. It might have to do with the fact that Shepard's the captain, she knows all the Alliance regulations, and if she wants to break one, it's not Lieutenant Jackass' business.

Anyway, let's say hi to Javik!

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MSPixel is some fucking classy humor.

Javik, by the way, cannot believe we're getting our lunch ate by reapers.

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Liara! Damnit! Come on, you can save us all! Ask about the damn catalyst! You know, that thing that'll make the big ass Prothean gun go boom?

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... maybe it was a little space racist to assume Javik knew about the catalyst because he's a Prothean.

Worth a shot. It's not like there's, you know, more Protheans to talk to.

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ooooooo burn oooooooo

NEXT TIME: Holy crap, a book tie in!

5 comments:

  1. Did you know, if you have that first talk with him later in the game, when your Readiness score is higher, he will sense you are confident instead of afraid?

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  2. "The extended cut DLC isn't installed. It contains only dispair."

    Love it!

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  3. I did not know that.

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    1. I intended to reply to Kerri Knorr's comment, but the comments spat it into the wrong place.

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  4. You didn't mention Javik's comment where he implied Grunt was masturbating in the cargo hold?

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